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  "I won't watch HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" because Neil Patrick Harris is gay"

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  2. entertainment

  that's what my jw mother said.

  folks, there are plenty of reasons not to watch how i met your mother, but a gay actor playing a straight part is not one of them.

  i should give her a list of known gay actors and ruin a bunch of movies and t.v.

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  Tell her Leo Greenless was a gay GB member and that Frederick Franz held nude Bible studies with his favorite bethelite boys.
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  Electronic Radio Biola sold in Awake! magazine for $465 each

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  well, it was actually $35 usd each, but i adjusted for today's purchasing power of us currency.

  see these interesting articles on the most bizarre medical equipment sales scam of all time.... http://www.seanet.com/~raines/biola.html.

  http://www.seanet.com/~raines/abrams.html.

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  Infernosdante... that reminds of a Minterial Servant in my congo who bought a shit load of hand sanitizer at below market price (just before the swine flu histeria got blown out of proportion). He was actually doing quite well for a few months selling this hand sanitizer to hotels, businesses, schools, the brothers in his congo and other congos, etc.. But then the swine flu histeria suddenly fizzled out practically overnight and it got to the point that he couldn't even give the stuff away for free. He really thought that he would son be able to start a part-time business and quit his day job to go pio-sneer... but he ended up becoming inactive instead and entered a deep depression for a while before finally snapping out of it... so sad...
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  Two To Five Year Faders, How Often Do Your JW Friends Who Promised To Die 4 U, Check Up on You?

  by ÁrbolesdeArabia in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we all were told, even in these stupid songs we sang at the kingdom hall that our brothers would die for us because they loved us so much!

  they had the love of jesus christ so deep, they would do anything to make sure we stayed aboard the patterson ark.. .

  now i can't create a fancy time-line like the july 15, 2013 watchtower that shows all those cool pictures and charts.

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  Never...

  "Love" in Watchtower World is an abstract concept.
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  Swine Flu world epedemic Lies! Remember Sars and Birdflu nothing happened!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  what's with the damn media panic?

  swine flu is gonna wipe out the world!.....like the witnesses i'm tired of these lies, sars and bird flu were not that huge....a year ago a scientist said birdflu would be the next "spanish influenza" killing millions......hello, i'm still here wearing a gas mask!.

  lets all panic the friggin world so they forget the economy!!!!!!

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  Does your Kingdom Hall still have hand sanitizer installed at the entry threshold??
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  Up-skirt voyeur pervert is a Jehovah's Witness

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this jw guy put a camera in his bookbag and went around snapping pics... sick.. .

  http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/8799082/up-skirt-voyeur-a-jehovah-witness.

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  He was doing scientific research for the Watchtower to find which under-garments sisters should use during Field Service. Unfortunately, he won't be able to complete this important study because everyone has judged him prematurely.
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  Brothers told to pack an "Armagedon survival bag."...bid gossip in Aust!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so my mum excitedly calls and tells me how the brothers are now told to pack a survival emergency bag, so the tribulation is coming!!!

  talk about clutching at straws.

  shes packed her bible of course and the some non essential stuff like food...he he.

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  A WT accountant probably alerted the GB that too much money was being spent on disaster relief in recent years..
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  Did you know the End started in 1799?

  by jwfacts in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes, it sounds crazy doesn't yet.

  if a religion went around preaching that today no one would take them seriously, and yet that is what the watchtower used to preach.

  "the "time of the end," a period of one hundred and fifteen (115) years, from a.d. 1799 to a.d. 1914, is particularly marked in the scriptures.

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  The "Time of the End" was supposed to run from 1799 to 1914, but they waited a few decades (so that everyone will forget) and then started teaching that the "Time of the End" started in 1914...

  They really do make shit up as they go along don't they?
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  Electronic Radio Biola sold in Awake! magazine for $465 each

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  well, it was actually $35 usd each, but i adjusted for today's purchasing power of us currency.

  see these interesting articles on the most bizarre medical equipment sales scam of all time.... http://www.seanet.com/~raines/biola.html.

  http://www.seanet.com/~raines/abrams.html.

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  Well, it was actually $35 USD each, but I adjusted for today's purchasing power of US Currency.

  See these interesting articles on the most bizarre medical equipment sales scam of all time...

  http://www.seanet.com/~raines/biola.html

  http://www.seanet.com/~raines/abrams.html

  By the way, I meant The Golden Age, April 22, 1925, p. 479... not Awake! (same sh*t)

  The sad thing is that hundreds of JWs and the public in general were duped by these WT charlatans who knew this was nothing more than a premeditated scam intended to take full advantage of gullible and desperate people.

  And when news finally broke about this being nothing more than medical "quackery", the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) backed the Watchtower Corporation immediately after the first scammed victims started to come forward in attempts to sue the WT.

  It's no wonder Rutherford lived such an extravagant life style...
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  Up-skirt voyeur pervert is a Jehovah's Witness

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this jw guy put a camera in his bookbag and went around snapping pics... sick.. .

  http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/8799082/up-skirt-voyeur-a-jehovah-witness.

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  IMPOSSIBLE... There are no perverts in Jehovah's organization.
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  When did people of the Great Crowd start to appear?

  by wizzstick in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  quick question, faithful followers of our treacherous hearts... .

  i should know the answer to this but.... so the great crowd class were identified in 1935, but does the wt suggest when it's members first appeared on earth?

  all first century christians were of the annointed (i think that's right), so when do they think the first of the great crowd rolled up?.

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  In 2007, the WT was forced to do away with 1935 when the last 3 Governing Body members (who were born before 1935) passed away.

  The current Governing Body has no members who were born before 1935.

  But when they erased 1935, they never provided a NEW start date for the Great Crowd.